The Madman's Guide to Sarcastic Definitions

How do you combat boredom? Write your own dictionary! And yes it is as easy as it sounds provided that you are a total smart ass or at least ten cents short of your personal dollar.</P> <P>Fortunately the author just happens to be one or the other or both! Well at least he has his moments. Really though the creation of this book is more along the lines of a challenge. Having been told that he was so sarcastic that he could write a book about it he decided to actually do it and this book is the result. This book has been done in dictionary form for ease of subject since sarcasm is not something that can necessarily be taught. It is more of a skill one develops for themselves. However having a reference with a wisecrack for a multitude of different subjects at your disposal doesn't hurt and therefore this book should be a good jumping off point for developing the skill. Always choose subjects that are not likely to get you into trouble and keep in mind that you should use your best judgment all the same. Remember this book has been written all in good fun.</P>