Magical Wonky Universe

The Universe can be a curious place often confounding to ordinary minds. But not to Silicent Fogg's brilliant mathematical brain. As a magical mathematician he thrives on the Universe's befuddlements claiming he can calculate everything out with his own special brand of magical math. <br>So when Mr. P wakes convinced the whole Universe is out of whack Silicent jumps at the chance to take the case and raise money to buy his granddaughter a new dress. Now he just needs to factor every possible outcome in a lopsided battle where success is at best improbable. <br>Cue a silly vengeance scheme the Universe's most ruthless assassins giant killer butterflies a train heist a rabbit costume and a storyline too absurd to be anything but real. Well real in the sense that it's likely implausible if you catch my drift.