The March Effect

<p>A unicorn walks into a bar...and leaves with my heart.<br><br>He's gone and now I have a unicorn-named-March-shaped hole in my life. But I get it. Unicorns aren't meant to live in a world where they have to deal with putting gas in the car getting groceries and paying cell phone bills.<br><br>I'm trying to get past this. Really I am. It's just that everyone constantly talks about him from his immortal ex-girlfriend to reality TV-obsessed Fae to even my own fully-human friends. Even his enemies are still obsessed with him. I learned that the hard way. Did I mention the part where I end up on the run-again-from an old powerful enemy of his? Yeah. Fun times.<br><br>I just want to be left to get over my broken heart while watching home improvement shows and eating ice cream. But mysterious disappearances murder and a quest for affordable real estate in Washington D.C. keep getting in the way.<br><br>Maybe that's just life. Sometimes we get what we want. Sometimes we get what we need. And sometimes we get what we deserve. I guess you could call it...The March Effect.</p>