The Marianated Nottingham and Other Abuses of the Language

THE MARIANATED NOTTINGHAM . . . because its about time someone told the truth about Robin Hood. I mean think about it. Heres this poor sheriff trying to start the worlds first national park to protect the declining deer population and redneck Robin Hood hunts. And dont even get me started on Richard. First hes in France killing his father to take the throne then hes gallivanting off on crusades then getting kidnapped by Germans then back to France again. No wonder the English thought he was a good king. He was never around. (Hey I warned you not to get me started.)That ones a screenplay. Then tack on a wild collection of skits short stories and deranged doggerels (ballads -- poetry for people who hate real poetry). A little fantasy a dash of sci-fi and most all of it quite off-the-wall.