the Metaphysicians' Desk Reference

The Metaphysicians' Desk Reference Is Not A Unique Book. It Has Already Been Written Hundreds Of Thousands Of Times Over Throughout All Of History In As Many Alphabets Ciphers Codes Symbols Allegories Metaphors Images And Languages As The Infinite Wisdom And Understanding Of The Human Mind Have Conspired To Create. It Is In All Texts Concealed And In All Texts Illuminated. It Is In All Texts Revealed And In All Texts Expostulated. However These Certain Words Have Never Before Come Together In This Certain Order To Express The Most Basic And Fundamental Messages Of All These Texts In So Concise A Form. The Metaphysicians' Desk Reference Will Explain To You The Meanings Of Many Mysteries It Will Unveil Many Secrets. It Will Take You Throughout All Of Time From The Moment Of Our Universe'S Creation To Skip Along The Surface Of Earth'S History And Go Soaring Off Once Again Into The Unfathomable Depths Of Tomorrow'S Sciences. It Will Give You Faith At The Same Time As It Makes You Doubt. You Will Not Be The Same Person You Were When You Began Reading It After You Have Finished It. You Will Have Evolved Into Something More Than You Yet Imagine.