The Ministry of Mildly Alarming Affairs

<p><strong>Mild panic. Moderate confusion. Maximum satire.</strong></p><p>In the hidden corridors of British bureaucracy one department quietly keeps civilization from crumbling - not through heroics but through aggressive filing clipboard diplomacy and a fierce devotion to Proper Food Etiquette.</p><p>When rogue culinary rebels unleash a campaign of gastronomic chaos - from diagonally steeped tea to ketchup on roast lamb - it falls to Mr. Percival J. Penwiddle III Flavia Blunt and the mildly disgruntled staff of Department 4C to save tradition from collapse.</p><p>Armed with staplers tactical scones and a deep-seated fear of unregulated condiments the Ministry faces underground flavor uprisings international toast scandals and the horrifying rise of Soupception.</p><p>Can Penwiddle and his team prevent the collapse of breakfast - and perhaps British society itself - before it's too late?</p><p>Full of sharp wit absurd adventures and a love letter to tradition both sensible and ridiculous The Ministry of Mildly Alarming Affairs is a satirical romp for fans of Douglas Adams Jasper Fforde and anyone who's ever quietly judged a sandwich.</p><p>Perfect for readers who enjoy:<br>?? Quirky British humor<br>?? Satirical takes on bureaucracy and society<br>?? Culinary absurdity and inventive world-building<br>?? Light-hearted dystopian comedy</p>