The misadventures of Ssarok an alien warlord on Earth

<p> Ssarok a violent warlord conquered his own planet Vexria a world where might makes right. He was bored after becoming the ruler and literally seeking a new world to conquer he traveled to Earth a planet previously visited by one of his ancestors who'd returned with a a copy of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. Ssarok fascinated with the Bard looked forward to thigh adventure on Earth however the world had changed since the days of Shakespeare. Instead of Lords and Ladies Ssarok found a world filled with fragmented governments crime television social media protests vigilantes and lawyers. Lots of lawyers. And rules lots of rules thar Ssarok didn't know or understand. What's a vicious warlord got to do to survive? Well for one thing he needs a good dog and time to learn how to use the rules to his advantage.</p>