The Moaning of Loaf

Nobby Loaf is an unassuming man friendless and lonely apart from his dog Rambo who doesn't like him either. Whisked away from his drab life when he is for want of a better word Kidnapped by descendants of dolphins from the future known as the Dolphoids. He is subsequently embroiled in an intergalactic plot which ends up with him destroying the planet earth and facing the wrath of a despotic Emperor who collects planets and claims ownership of earth. From start to finish this story is pure comedy and uses sci-fi as a tool to create scenarios that would otherwise not be possible for Nobby such as being able to talk to his dog threatened by death from robots eating the eggs of six foot chickens etc...