The Moon Doesn't Blink (It Stares)

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Are you ready to DIY the Moon?</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Forget colonization plans and glossy NASA brochures-this is the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>real</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> manual for turning the Moon into humanity's most audacious not-a-weapon project.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Inside You'll Learn How To:</span></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Build $2000 proof-of-concept rovers with consumer parts</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Turn moon dust into strategic resources (and questionable biodomes)</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Deploy mining equipment that just happens to look like orbital bombardment systems</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Handle cape-wearing engineers malfunctioning rovers and international outrage with a smile</span></li></ul><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What Makes This Different:</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Most space guides dream of exploration. This one deals in </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>strategic ambiguity lunar high ground and the occasional chocolate emergency stash.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Perfect For:</span></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Engineers tired of playing by Earth's rules</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Military strategists who like their physics applied</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Sci-fi fans who enjoy satire with their hard science</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Anyone who thinks diplomacy needs more orbital mechanics</span></li></ul><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>If you've ever read </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Zombie Survival Guide</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> or </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Martian</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> and thought </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Needs more tungsten rods</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> this is your book.</span></p>