The Moronic Crusade

<p>From the depths of outer space ... from a nebulous cloud of dust and gas uncharted by human eyes ... comes an elongated flying saucer with wings and a tail fin ... whose quite real-not artificial-intelligence system has gone rogue from its society on a quest for vengeance ... and lands on planet Earth with a screeching thud.</p><p>Two good ol' neighbors named Jethro and Goober jump on board push a button and exclaim Just like Star Track! ... whereupon they are launched into space on an adventure that spans the universe ... during which ...</p><p>... they pick up a barbarian named Boron who exclaims I'm not a moron! ...</p><p>... they confront a necromancer who blows up a planet to try to kill them ...</p><p>... they form a band of knights called the Moronic League led by Boron the Moron ...</p><p>... they land on a planet of super-smart beings where it is illegal to insult their Dignified Intellectual Personage (or DIP) ...</p><p>... they go hunting on a planet where they become the hunted ...</p><p>... and they meet a tribe of ape-like warriors who like to have barbarian-on-a-stick for dinner.</p><p>Throughout their adventures they discover that they are three of the least intelligent beings in the universe and the Moronic League must defeat the necromancer on a sacred quest to rid themselves of their moronic tendencies.</p><p>Their great adventure is called ...</p><p><strong>The Moronic Crusade</strong> ...</p><p>As Goober would say <em><strong>Well holeee sh ... !!!</strong></em></p>