The Mourning Woods

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.</em></strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>My name's Bill Ryder and despite being undead I program games for a living. That means I'm mostly content to stay at home do my job and not go on stupid-ass adventures.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Or at least that </span><em style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>was</em><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)> the case.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Now a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Lucky me because somehow my friends and I are the only chance the world has of stopping it.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>The leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches but that's not even the worst of it. Our enemies want me dead but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn leaving me unsure of who I can trust.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>I'll have to rely on my instincts master my fledgling powers and kick a little bigfoot butt in order to stop this war uncover the conspiracy and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.</span></p><p>----------</p><p>Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with <em>The Mourning Woods</em> - book three of the bestselling <strong>Tome of Bill</strong> horror comedy series.</p><p>If you love <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The Dresden Files</em> <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The Nate Temple Series</em> <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The Rebellion Chronicles</em> or <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The Montague & Strong Case Files</em> then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.</p><p>Don't miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into hysterical horror today.</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Genres: Horror Comedy Urban Fantasy Action & Adventure</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>