The Mourning Woods

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>My name's Bill Ryder and I program games for a living despite being undead. That means I'm mostly content to stay home do my job and not go on stupid-ass adventures. Or at least that </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>was</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> the case.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Now a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>That's where I somehow come in.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The vampire nation has ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of foul-tempered Sasquatches but that's not even the worst of it. Our enemies obviously want me dead but it seems some of our allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn leaving me unsure who's got my back and who's trying to stick a knife in it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>I'll have to rely on my instincts master my fledgling powers and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war and uncover the conspiracy that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.</span></p><p></p><p>----------</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Experience a hilarious adventure like nothing you've ever seen with </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The Mourning Woods</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> - book three of the bestselling </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Tome of Bill</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> horror comedy series.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>If you love </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The Dresden Files</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The Preternatural Chronicles</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> or </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The Montague & Strong Case Files</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> then the Tome of Bill will pummel your funny bone like an angry Bigfoot collecting an overdue debt.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>