The Nanny Tenure

<p><strong>Wanted: Nanny for preschooler. Must love dinosaurs silly songs hand puppets and will definitely <em>not</em> fall for his single dad. </strong></p><p> </p><p>After my three-year-old terror on two feet turns my live interview into a viral joke I'm crowned the internet's favorite zaddy. Whatever that means. But when my newfound fame threatens my shot at tenure I know I need help to keep my academic career on track. </p><p>         </p><p>In saunters Kennedy Novak an effervescent ray of sunshine. With her megawatt smile and endless patience she is a godsend exactly what my son Finn needs. </p><p>                    </p><p>Exactly what <em>I</em> need to stabilize my home life. </p><p><br></p><p>Which makes my attraction to her all the more problematic. Even though she's twelve years my junior I can't ignore her lush body the playful way she calls me professor or how she moans my name when we almost kiss.  </p><p><br></p><p>Yet I know I can't cross that line and risk losing the best thing that has ever happened to Finn and me. </p><p><br></p><p>Until her ex comes back. </p><p><br></p><p>Then all bets are off. Because there is no way I'll give up Kennedy internet fame or tenured position be damned. </p>