The Networknomicon or SNMP Mastery

The Simple Network Management Protocol SNMP empowers you to invoke ancient standards from the void. SNMP exposes the secrets of your network and servers and--if youre careless--reconfigures them into unspeakable nightmares. It exposes your inadequate brain to the vast alien dimensions underlying modern computing.SNMP is authentic dark magic.Abdul Alhazreds infamously rumored Networknomicon or SNMP Mastery has long been blamed for the Spanish Inquisition the Second World War and Cleveland. While nuclear testing was thought to have eradicated all copies of the manuscript an astute student with a baggy shirt and considerable mob debts recently liberated one tattered survivor from the Miskatonic University Library of Computer Science.Tilted Windmill Press is pleased to present this facsimile edition freshly translated from Alien Syntax Notation.1 into English by dubiously acclaimed and unquestionably foolhardy author Michael W. Lucas.The publisher is not responsible for extradimensional incursion overloaded monitoring systems bouts of madness saltwater in servers nonexistent colors rats in the walls of crumbling ancient data centers triangles with too many degrees unparseable MIB files sojourns out of Time and Space self-medication self-trepanation self-destruction Lego-induced foot trauma or any other harm transformation or impact of any sort that might be plausibly or implausibly ascribed to this tome.