THE NIGHT I GOT DAVID BOWIE LAID (SORTA)

<h3><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Warning: This memoir contains copious amounts of sex drugs and rock 'n roll.</strong></h3><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>THE NIGHT I GOT DAVID BOWIE LAID SORTA: The Intimate and Antic Accounts of an Original Gangster </em></strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>is the shocking and hilarious true adventures of Edwin Heaven. </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>It's a no-holds-barred kiss 'n tell-all with a star-studded cast: Mick Jagger Iggy Pop Jimi Hendrix Keith Moon James Brown Jack Nicholson Steve McQueen Ali MacGraw Robin Williams Francis Coppola Martin Scorsese Leonardo DiCaprio Warren Beatty Annette Bening Hillary Swank Kim Novak the Ramones Deborah Harry the Nuns the Tubes Led Zeppelin Jim Morrison and as one would expect the Thin White Duke himself. </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>There's also a motley of misfits</span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> meshuggeners </em><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>and mobsters-one of whom is intent on feeding the author to the fishes in bite-sized portions. Plus other amorous entanglements and madcap adventures. And at the heart of it all is Edwin Heaven's comic exuberant self. </span></p><p><br></p><h3><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Oh-the tea he spills!</strong></h3><p><br></p>