The Numerous Risks of Dating Lorna Perkins

Alexander Oladokun's young adult satire is back in print!Dalton Chabon a sharp-tongued antisocial high school senior from Virginia's smallest town never thought Lorna Perkins would notice him again. She's perfect unattainable and far too busy with her sometimes-boyfriend-sometimes-not-boyfriend to be aware of him. After years of yearning from afar Dalton sees his chance in Camp Star: a summer camp for sixth graders; a camp that will fling him into adventures he never thought possible. With the help of a few friends Dalton dives into a world of mischief jealousy and first loves all the while striving to conquer La Douleur Exquise and win the heart of the girl of his dreams.