The Office Bet Illustrated Cover

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Fox </strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>There are only three things in life I'm passionate about: my family sports and hating Archer Holloway. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>He's the most prolific associate at the firm and out earns everyone at our level. Plus he's annoyingly good-looking and is somehow able to charm everyone. Everyone except me. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>His athlete roster might be impressive but his tactics for signing clients can be questionable at best. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>So when the chance arises to stealthily pitch to someone he's gunning for I don't hesitate. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Two can play at this game. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Archer </strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I don't understand why Lincoln Fox hates me. Okay so maybe I signed a few athletes he was pursuing but that's not personal. It's business. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I really do think he'd come to like me if he got to know me. He won't give me the time of day though. He never has. Which is a shame because Fox is the most attractive man I've ever met. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The more he argues with me the more everyone around us thinks there's a spark between us. The office pool is over two thousand dollars now but they're backing the wrong horse. No one will win this bet because the chance of us hooking up are less than zero. Fox will never see me as anything more than an over-competitive jerk. Everyone is wasting their money.</span></p>