The Ofsted Murders

Something strange is happening after dark in Britain’s schools... Ofsted inspectors are being lured into school after hours dispatched and left in outlandish poses before cryptic messages scrawled on the blackboard.At Hornby Infants the displays are up the paperwork is done and everyone has received the Head’s memo explicitly forbidding ritual homicide. But is it enough? Helen Haversham Hornby’s Year One teacher doesn’t think so and she has some unanswered questions... Who has been prowling through the school late at night? What has so unhinged the leader of the Ofsted team? And how can she stop the class guinea pig from beginning another dirty protest? If Helen can answer these questions by Friday story time she might be able to discover the murderer’s identity and prevent the school’s end of term carol concert and Nativity from reaching a truly unforgettable climax...