The Papaw Diary

Ghosts. Ghouls. Goblins. Just about every G word that makes your blood turn blue. It's in here. Banshees too. And one seriously baaaaaaad wizard. Dragons. Knights with long poles. Knights with rusty butts. It's all inside these covers. Two brothers who grow up around a house made of blue and white bricks. One becomes a singer and the other a teacher. But both wind up colliding with a tanker truck and die exploding into space. In here I tell you. There's also a castle where a man named Rocky falls in love with someone named Katie. Yeah pretty yucky stuff I know. That's in here too. But what happens in that castle will curdle your blood and make you hurl your lunch. You got to see that stuff. Oh and basketball too. The most famous basketball game of all time is right inside this book. Where can you buy a book with so much stuff for less than a thousand dollars? Hurry before the author catches on and raises up the price.