The Patsy

<p><strong>What if the timeline we're living in didn't always exist?</strong></p><p>It's 1987. Wayne Bronson has been stuck in an underground</p><p>military bunker for nineteen years. And he knows exactly</p><p>who's to blame: John M-is-for-Mutherfucker Kennedy as</p><p>the Colonel likes to call him.</p><p></p><p>(Wayne is well aware that Kennedy's middle initial was F.</p><p>But no one argues with the Colonel.)</p><p></p><p>During his second term Kennedy triggered a nuclear war</p><p>that wiped out most of the US population. It all stemmed</p><p>from a series of misunderstandings more egregious than a</p><p>Three's Company episode.</p><p></p><p>Wayne's never seen Three's Company. It doesn't exist yet.</p><p>Not in this timeline anyway. But it will in about a week-</p><p>if his mission is successful.</p><p></p><p>His mission? Take over the consciousness of Lee Harvey</p><p>Oswald in 1963 and assassinate Kennedy-before Kennedy</p><p>destroys the world.</p>