The Petrified Condom

Meet The Cast Of The Petrified Condomcandace Walton - First Date - Gladly Accepts Big Sister Audrea'S Makeup ... But Declines Gift Number Two - A Condom. Twenty Years And Two Kids Later There'S Suddenly Knocking At A Door ... She'S Supposed To Have Weddingly Welded Shut.Audrea - Single-Handed Crusader - Freelances Her Way Through Life'S War Zones ... Battling Bosses Bottles And Her Brother-In-Law.Spring - Rock-And-Roll Survivor (Barely) - Lists Everything She Wants In A Partner ... But Forgets To Specify Which Sexruth - Widowed Childless - Life Seems As Good As It'S Gonna Get ... Until She'S Struck By Postmenopausal Resurrectionmarjory - Workaholic - Has Everything But The Kid ... Plan 'B' Won'T Require Small Talk Or Changing Sheetswhen Candace'S Suburban Life Is Catalyzed By A Pair Of Smashed Tail Lights She Wakes Up To Find A Revolution Going On Around And Within Her. She Might Find A Life More Worth Living ... If She Can Dig Herself Out Of A Costa Orchidean Jungle Alive.Join The Excavation As The Girls Go Digging - Petrified Condoms - In Backroads Backseats And Bedrooms. 'Happily Ever After' May Falter But Friends Stick Around.And Hasn'T Destiny Always Got Something Else Up His Sleeve?... Or Elsewhere