The Pizza-Pyre: 1

Good to the Last BiteEighteen-year-old Josh Buckmilter knows what he wants: to level up his life. Go to college (+4 INT) get a steady job (+50 GOLD) and marry his dream girl Harriet (+20 LUK). In other words he wants a normal life something he missed out on growing up.But college is an epic boss battle hes not ready for yet not without some grinding. So while he saves money delivering pizzas in a car held together by duct tape and dreams most of his thoughts center around gaming pizza and Harriet.As far as Josh is concerned pizza is a goddess and Harriet is her handmaiden. Much as he wants to he cant summon the courage to ask her out. But hes not worried. With a little more grinding hes sure hell get there.Until he gets a phone call that changes the game.In his town a long-abandoned mansion sits at the top of a hill. Kids sometimes sneak in with their friends for thrills and its known as a frequent party spot for the high schoolers.Only it isnt abandoned anymore. Word around town is a glamorous young couple has moved in: beautiful suave and wealthy.Most importantly the new tenants are hungry.And theyve called for a pizza delivery boy.