The Pretenders of Copper County

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>It was supposed to be a straightforward protection job. Remove the target from Vermont get him to the safehouse keep him there until his mafia uncle testifies get back in my employer's good graces.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>Boom done. Easy.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>But it turns out things get complicated real fast when your target is an adorkable accident-prone cutie with a shockingly low sense of self-preservation zero clue that he's related to the Fromadgio crime boss and 100% too much inclination to chat happily with strangers.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>When Chris compromises our safehouse (and accidentally starts a lowkey unavoidable bar fight) our only option is to go undercover... pretending to be campground hosts in Copper County New York.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>Make that married campground hosts. (Long story.)</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>Now I'm hiding out with a guy who's obsessed with action-adventure shows and hand-knit sweaters and whose most fearsome talent is arranging charcuterie boards all of which is far less helpful in a gunfight than you might think.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>And worst of all... the sweet little virgin I rescued is growing on me.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>Somehow I find myself listening to his happy chatter when I should be watching the woods trying to figure out how his mind works when I should be getting us out of this predicament and appreciating the way he looks in my shirts when I should be focused on getting my career back on track.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>But when the Fromadgios' enemies finally find us protecting Chris is no longer just a job. I'll do anything to protect what's mine... and there's nothing </span><em style=color: rgba(30 25 21 1)>pretend</em><span style=color: rgba(30 25 21 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)> about it.</span></p><p><br></p>