The Remains of Civilisation

When the worst thing about being hunted down by weird men in black suits happens to be your poor life choices you know youre in trouble. In Peters opinion the government can do whatever the hell they want so long as they stay right the hell out of his life. But when a stupid stupid stupid government conspiracy forces his best friend Albest to fake his own death and legally change his last name to Door he suddenly decides... to not give a fuck.Thats right about the moment someone blows up his apartment.His best friend Albest three-time award winner for Worlds Worst Human Being and runner-up for Douchebag-of-the-Year proceeds to drag him kicking and screaming into a dark treacherous whirlpool of questions diarrhea-inducing fast food and alien conspiracy cover-ups worthy of a 5000 word Reddit post. Who are the shadowy men in black? Where does the governments spooky-ass super-advanced technology come from? And why does Albest hate eating food that isnt served out of a plastic container?As Peter follows his small band of friends up this proverbial mountain of crazy something just feels too familiar too simplistic too clichéd to be true...