The Remains of Civilisation

<p><strong>When the worst thing about being hunted down by weird men in black suits happens to be your poor life choices you know you're in trouble. </strong></p><p>In Peter's opinion the government can do whatever the hell they want so long as they stay right the hell out of his life. But when a stupid stupid <em>stupid </em>government conspiracy forces his best friend Albest to fake his own death and legally change his last name to Door he suddenly decides... to not give a fuck.</p><p>That's right about the moment someone blows up his apartment.</p><p>His best friend Albest three-time award winner for World's Worst Human Being and runner-up for Douchebag-of-the-Year proceeds to drag him kicking and screaming into a dark treacherous whirlpool of questions diarrhea-inducing fast food and alien conspiracy cover-ups worthy of a 5000 word Reddit post. Who are the shadowy men in black? Where does the government's spooky-ass super-advanced technology come from? And why does Albest hate eating food that isn't served out of a plastic container?</p><p>As Peter follows his small band of friends up this proverbial mountain of crazy something just feels too familiar too simplistic too <em>clichéd </em>to be true...</p>