The Rhyming Cutlets of Pirip

We cannot blame Charles Dickens for not meeting our national treasure Philip P. Pirip but: go blame yr rottern Fate;whos flushs beat yr faces straights It could be said though Dickens did lend his major characters to Philip P. Pirip although lend might not be the best word; rather freedom opened the door to its wide-open spaces to allow them to escape and give vent to their grievances with their famous author seeing as to how he never once mentioned the fabulous Surnevv diamonds that they once had their hands on and now wanted back at whatever cost to literature. Eye-opening royalties might have been Charles Dickenss lot but the diamonds were the only avenue for riches beyond creative writing for Miss Haversham Estella Mister Jaggers Compeyson Orlick Biddy and a cast of naked actrusses who now demanded their jewel dues and were willing to kill for them. That escape fell to them after Great Expectations found its way onto one of the heaps in the rubbish tip that was beloved of Pirip and in fact the location of his Tiphome a dump in itself. From that fact it was only a short fictional distance for the Dickenss characters to land on Pirips lap with a vengeance.They came to lapbut I stukk out tongue take thapt!How our poetic national treasure struggles with these become-villains might not be in any history books but in universal artistic circles it set the standard for the license to cull.