THE RIGHT KIND OF WRONG

Ohhi. I’m so glad you decided to turn the book over. As you probably know this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I’m a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don’t believe in tricks like that. Besides I know you’re way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually I think you are so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes that’s right. You. Here are some of the nice things I have to say about you: “That is a beautiful outfit you’re wearing. It goes so nicely with this book” “I love the way you’re holding this book. It’s like you were born to buy it and hold it forever “ You know what I love most about you? That we get each other. And also your eyes. Youre my favourite reader. Ever of all time. Shhh. . . dont tell the other readers.