The Ring of Shiya

My name is Lauren and I work for a vampire named Shiya. She believes in something called The Law of Attraction and expects miracles to happen whenever. We create our own reality right? Whatever! Anyway there's a powerful being named Gehenna that's out to kill us without any regard for our personal schedules a faun an angel that gets turned into a vampire (an accident I swear) a really cool classic tow truck and a lot of sappy stuff about how we all love each other so dreadfully much. So now I have to try to reunite the family of a suburbanite drunk (without eating him) keep an angel from slaughtering most of Hartford get back to my partner Maddie back home in Vermont and fight a nasty beast that we call...um...The Beast. And all this without really knowing exactly what my mission is or where my boss is. She's missing. Of course. Dammit!