The Road To Nowhere: How to be a successful failure in the music industry!

So whats it really like to play in a band? The budding rock star sets off on the road with high hopes of stardom glamour and riches but reality soon kicks in. The Road to Nowhere follows the trail of the journeyman musician - free from the chains of any degree of commercial success and able instead to dedicate a life to sending hundreds of unanswered emails in a vain attempt to get a gig at the Dog & Duck for $20 on a Tuesday night. A thread runs through it of the authors own hilarious and (predominantly) disastrous experiences and dogged refusal to learn from the lessons repeatedly presented.Be it tales of learning to play forming a band the rehearsal room the recording studio playing live or doing a photo-shoot anyone that has played in a band will recognise the places visited within these pages. If youre not into travelling but youre curious about foreign lands then this might answer some questions. And those innocent souls that are considering the idea of setting off on their own musical adventure may gain some useful advice - perhaps not enough to save them but at least theyll know what to pack...