The Royal Treatment

In A World Nearly Identical To Ours The North Won The Civil War Ben Affleck Is The Sexiest Man Alive And Russia Never Sold Alaska To The U.S. Instead Alaska Is A Rough Beautiful Country Ruled By A Famously Eccentric Royal Family And Urgently In Need Of A Bride For The Crown Prince. But They Have No Idea What They'Re In For When They Offer The Job To A Feisty Commoner. . .A Girl Who'S Going To Need. . .. The Royal Treatment. The Princess-To-Be Primer. Or Things I'Ve Learned Really Quick As Compiled By Her Future Royal Highness--Yeah Whatever--Christina. That'S Me. . 1. Telling Jokes You Picked Up From The Guys On The Fishing Boat Doesn'T Go Over Really Well At A Fancy Ball. . 2. Must Learn To Curtsy Stifle Burps And Tell The Difference Between A Salad Fork And A Fruit Knife. . 3. Must Not Keep Thinking About Prince David'S Amazing Eyes Lips Hands Shoulders Uh. . .Wait Can I Start Over? . 4. Becoming A Princess Is A Lot Harder Than It Looks. . 5. Falling In Love Is A Whole Lot Easier. . . . In This Dazzling Delightfully Wacky Tale From Maryjanice Davidson A Tough Commoner And A Royal Prince Are About To Discover That Who They Truly Are. . .And What They Desperately Desire. . .May Both Be Closer Than They Ever Dreamed. . .