The Scenicland Radio: A Travel Adventure in Search of the New Zealand Experience: 2 (South Pacific Shenanigans)

When English city boy Simon follows his girlfriend across the world to her family farm in remotest New Zealand he has no idea hell be force-fed a meal of beetle larva get pushed off the road by half a house and be inspected by indignant penguins and flattened by a giant leaf-blower.As he poisons the milk dive-bombs the bulls and loses the herd of cows in a river will he ever learn to be a farmer or will he have to stop impersonating a country boy and return to London?