The Search for Quong

Quong was a creature of the olden olden days even before grandmother. He was a short fellow or at least that's what they said with long thin legs and an even longer thinner tail. His face was fat and wrinkly and big bushy eyebrows kept out the sun and flies. At least that's what I think he looked like though no-one has actually seen him that I'd believe. Which of course was the trouble. Some people say that there are no such things as quongs that it's a stupid name and that if there were any there'd be pink elephants too. But those people don't think Father Christmas comes every year either. Of course this is all nonsense. There must be quongs and we must find them. And if this story's any good we will. So let's begin the search!