The Second Comin'

Early One Christmas Eve Morning God Was Relaxing In His Office Enjoying A Cup Of His Specially Blended Ancient Mayan Coffee While Reading In The Celestial Sun Times About Santa Claus Departure That Evening. He Had Just Finished Reading A Story About How The People Of Earth Were Beginning To Realize Their Intellectual And Spiritual Potential When Suddenly It Struck Him. He Summoned His Favorite Son Jesus Who Was Out Trout Fishing To His Office. \Jesus\ He Asked \Would You Be Willing To Go To Earth Once Again And Assist In The Beginning Of EarthS Transformation So That Her People Could Realize Their Fullest Potential?\ \IM Not Going Near That Place Ever Again.\ Jesus Objected. \Those People Are Nuts.\ After Some Encouragement By His Father Jesus Realizes That It Would Be In The Best Interest Of The Universe To Help A Fledgling Humanity. Jesus Also Recognizes That The Collective Ego Of EarthS People Has The Possibility Of Destroying All Life On The Planet Unless Something Is Done. What Better Time Than Christmas Eve To Knock On SantaS Workshop Door As God Suggested And Put Things Into Motion. Together They Ride SantaS Sleigh Delivering Presents As Jesus Disturbs The Status Quo By Questioning Many Of The Social Religious And Political Values Of Our Times. Join Jesus And Santa For A Whimsical And Exhilarating Ride!