Seinfeld Scripts

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. <p> We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here finally are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of <em>Seinfeld.</em> <p>Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired <em>The Seinfeld Scripts</em> contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode The Seinfeld Chronicles where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in The Stakeout; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in The Ex-Girlfriend; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in The Jacket; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes The Pony Remark?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in The Deal; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in The Revenge?; and Jerry George and Elaine wait for a table in The Chinese Restaurant. <p> It's all here: the award-winning writing of <em>Seinfeld </em> the defining sitcom of our age. Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. <p> <strong>Elaine: </strong> My roommate has Lyme disease. <br /> <strong>Jerry: </strong> Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? <br /> <strong>Elaine: </strong> She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. <p><br /> <strong>George: </strong> She calls me up at my office she says We have to talk. <br /><strong>Jerry: </strong> The four worst words in the English language. <p><br /> <strong>Kramer: </strong> What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. <br /> <strong>Jerry: </strong> Yeah and you're just what she's looking for too--a stranger leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.