The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman

<I>The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman</I> might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is in its own right for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations.</P><P>Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde Esquire this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of gentleman.</P><P>Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life including:</P><ul><Li>Knowing when to mutilate yourself</LI><Li>The proper way to burp the Pope</li><Li>Inviting yourself to parties</li><Li>Extreme handkerchief maintenance</li><Li>Dispensing needless advice to strangers</Li></ul><P><I>The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman</I> is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper money paper money and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.</P>