The Serial Killer's Son Takes a Wife

<p><strong>SURVIVAL TIPS FOR SONS OF SERIAL KILLERS</strong></p><p>1. Change your last name. Be forgettable.</p><p>2. Take comfort. Serial killing is not hereditary. Not usually anyhow.</p><p>3. Never contact your parents whether on Death Row or elsewhere. You are messed up enough.</p><p>4. Choose a dull career. Run an ice cream parlor for instance. </p><p>5. Do not fall in love. Sooner or later she will ask to meet your mom and dad.</p><p>6. Trust no one. Not even her.</p><p>7. Do not get married. It cannot end well.</p><p>8. Keep what you know to yourself. You were just a kid after all.</p><p>9. Do not return to your boyhood home. No one has forgotten anything.</p><p><strong>SURVIVAL TIPS FOR READERS: Watch your back. Lock your doors. Be courteous to everyone. Yes everyone. This is your only warning.</strong></p>