The Seven Year Bitch

From the bestselling author of High Maintenance and Going Down comes a witty heartfelt comic novel about marriage motherhood and discovering that the life you have is exactly the one you want.Whats a fabulous New York City girl supposed to do when she finds herself fantasizing about the Grim Reaper more than she fantasizes about her husband? When she cant help but give him the finger on the set of Sesame Street? And when she doesnt exactly hope for a safe landing when he goes away on business?No ex-hedge fund manager and new mom Isolde Brilliant hasnt got the seven year itchtaking care of her baby and husband and having a growing suspicion that shes living life in captivity has turned her into a seven year bitch.Thats New York author Jennifer Belles deliciously provocative phrase for the boredom anger and hurt that can creep into even the best of marriagesand affect even the most saintly of wives. In the tradition of Jennifer Weiner and Meg Wolitzer Belle delivers a dead-on raw and hilarious novel about motherhood and marriage and discovering the life you have is exactly the one you wanted.