The Sexy Seniors of South Branch: Tilly and Elmer - Collected Stories

This book of fiction includes all seven of the original short stories chronicling the adventures and misadventures of Tilly and Elmer a sexagenarian couple from South Branch Iowa. Theyve been married nearly fifty years but theyre still as frisky as they were back when they were dating in high school. While they are just as frisky they are not as thin athletic or flexible as they once were. Where theres a will theres a way though and Tilly and Elmer manage to get themselves into and usually out of some funny surprising sexy and occasionally embarrassing adventures. Skinny-Dipping Scandal: Tilly and Elmer attempt to recreate an afternoon of skinny-dipping and risky romance from their younger days. No one observed them then but this time not all of the tweets come from the birds overhead. In Tilly and Elmers 50th Class Reunion each meets an old flame but like Tilly and Elmer their fantasy paramours are 50 years older than they once were. Tilly and Elmer revisit Las Vegas to try and recapture their lost youth. They dont come back any younger but when they get home they find their misadventures have made them local celebrities. In Tilly and Elmer get Crazy Tilly reads a magazine article on how to drive your man crazy in the bedroom. By the end both Tilly and Elmer are a little crazy. Elmer and Tillys attempt to enjoy the intimacy of the small cab of Elmers 52 Chevy pickup as they did as high school sweethearts proves more painful than it used to be in Truck Tryst. In Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up they try to recreate a snowy tryst they had as teenagers but this time getting naked in the woods during mid-winter doesnt turn out to have the same appeal it once did. In Tillys Afternoon Delight Tilly spends a hot afternoon home alone reading a sexy novel. When a young handsome woodsman arrives to trim their backyard oak tree her afternoons entertainment becomes more complicated especially after Tilly loses track of how many gin and tonics shes had.