The Shih-Tsu

<p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>How far is an anonymous alcoholic willing to go in order to escape a toxic marriage to a psychically-cratered shelter dog-abusing diabetic-hating wife? </span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Yes---sophisticated reader---that question has been asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And there are more: How do a former Wall-Streeter a rural county sheriff a memory-impaired fashion anarchist the Brawny paper-towel guy a country singer and a lawnmower-face aid and abet this high-functioning zero's journey? What happens when a giant's green beans touch his mashed potatoes? How do Somalians deal with sleepwalkers and flat-earthers? Who douses a horse in gasoline and lights it on fire? Why is that Wurlitzer grandma organ playing itself? Why does everything stink of skunks and fish?</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>You are here.</span></p>