The Sixteenth Hole: A Screenplay

Something stinks at the lush swanky exclusive Palmetto Golf Country Club and its not the quality of the golf. Pig farmer Earl Scrubs loves everything in his life: his family his home and his animals. The only problem is its in the center of the prestigious Palmetto Golf Country Club golf course where golfers must play through a pig wallow on the 16th hole. Club receipts are down and something has to be done. The clubs president kidnaps Scrubs most prized possession his famed prize-winning pig and holds it hostage to force him to sell the land. Disdaining the offer of a free lifetime club membership and preferring grilled pork chops to caviar and champagne Earl challenges the club president to a winner-take-all match. A hilarious comic sendup of high-status golf that places a pig farmer in a gentlemans game the fate of the farm rest on its outcome. Earl who gets a crash course in the game from legendary mystical gold pro thought he knew everything there was to know about golf but hes about to find out the game still has a thing or two to teach him about life.