The Spanish Cheese 'Sanwish' Without Bread

There Cannot Be Many Autobiographies That Once Can Pick Up Turn To Almost Any Page And Something To Bring A Smile To The ReaderS Lips. Fortunately This Is One Such Book. Based Mainly On The Misfortunes Of The Writer You Might Find Yourself Reading About How He Was Offered To Be Shown The Whereabouts Of Precious Stones In The Pyrenean Mountains By BritainS Number One Jewel Thief Or Being Asked By A Friend To Place His Ashes In Beer Cans And Throw Them Into The English Channel. Then Again It Might Be Whether The Author Is Learning Not To Eat Ends Of The Bread Whilst In ValenciaS Prison. Or He Might Be Negotating With A Spanish Customs Official Who Eventually Pays The Import Duty For Him Or Another Police Official Who Asks Him To Smuggle. Perhaps He Is Dealing With The Catholic Church In Respect On An Old Mill Housing PigsOr Being Threatened With A Seven Pound Raddish. Then You Also Ight Find Him Having His Hair Cut By A One Eyed Barber Who Shaved One Side Of His Head And Invited Him To Lunch At A Restaurant Before Completing The Work. He Might Be Explaining To The Police How His Trousers Were Stolen In A Pub Or Negotiating Over Elvis PresleyS Head. Perhaps You Will Come Across Him Helping To Run A Radio Station Or Coping With The Hazards Of \Bootlegging\. There Again He Might Be Having A Spontaneous \Lie In\ At The Marerican Embassy Presenting A Cookery Program On Spanish Tv Or A Radio Program On The Costa Blanca. He Might Also Be Writing For A Regional Spanish Newspaper Or Handling The Simple Question Of Whether Or Not He Requires Bread With His Cheese Sandwich. ItS All Here Much More And Very Humorous.