The Speedicut Papers Book 8 (1895-1900)

<p>Book 8 of The Speedicut Papers is primarily concerned<br />with Speedicut’s involvement with the young Winston Churchill<br />on the North-West Frontier of India in the Sudan at the Battle of<br />Omdurman and in the Second Boer War during which Speedicut is captured<br />along with Churchill. When not acting as nursemaid to Britain’s future<br />greatest Prime Minister Speedicut plays a central role invariably<br />with disastrous consequences in the notorious Jameson Raid<br />Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee and the assassination<br />of the Empress of Austria.</p><p><br />“Speedicut’s opinions on the great figures of our time<br />give a whole new meaning to the word iconoclast…”<br />Dr Samuel Johnson</p><p>“If all the men and women Speedicut slept with were laid end to end<br />I wouldn’t be at all surprised.”<br />Dorothy Parker</p><p>“In defeat defiance; in victory magnanimity; in peace goodwill –<br />except where that shit Speedicut is concerned.”<br />Winston S Churchill</p>