The Tailor of Riga

I had absolutely no intention of getting into the family business. As I told my father the night he enlightened me on what my ancestors had been up to for over a thousand years Sticking a curved dagger into someones liver aint quite my cup of tea.As it turned out I had no choice. When your familys been assassinating reprobates and other loathsome individuals for seventy generations you have a certain obligation. So while it was a little disconcerting to hear how dear old granny would have become a prostitute if Grandpa Joe hadnt whacked one of Germanys top agents just before the start of World War I it certainly piqued my interest. Of course as I discovered prostitution and murder were pretty de rigueur for my family.After all it was my great-grandfather who was hired by the British secret service to kill Jack the Ripper and my mothers cousins who took part in the attempted assassination of Lenin. My only regret when I finally took up the family sica was not eliminating Jean-Bedel Bokassa just before he crowned himself Emperor of the Central African Empire and ate my two friends.But we all make mistakes.