The Teenager Is Not a Coordinated Plot (Against a Parent's Sanity)

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>Just Because You Have a Teenager in the House Doesn't Mean You Have to Be an Asshole About It.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>Herein:</span></p><ul><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>How to treat your darling as neither a large child nor as a more beautiful adult</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>How to phrase statements and ask questions in fraught high-stakes conversations</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>How to deliberately show your kid how important they are to you even when they appear to not care one way or the other (which is never true)</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>How to stay connected to your kid even when they appear to want absolutely nothing to do with you (which might be a little true)</span></li><li><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>How to protect your kid's trust in you (even if they suspect you have no idea what you are talking about)</span></li></ul><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>The book is for when you have absolutely no idea what to do and may indeed suspect your kid is actually a coordinated plot against your sanity.</span></p><p></p>