The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions

In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poes best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.In The Telltale Hardon a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In The Purple Death Pole reimagines The Masque of the Red Death as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Princes fortified Paisley Park compound. And in The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Poles twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as The Tell-Tale Heart and The Fall of the House of Usher will pound the final nail into the genres coffin.