The Ties That Bind

Miriam Has Spent The Last 25 Years Collecting Tales Of Childhood And Family Life. She Has Changed Approximately 99805 Diapers. For The Last Seven Years She Has Cooked For A Minimum Of Ten People Three Times A Day Which Makes 76650 Meals (Not To Mention The Dishes) And She Is Afraid To Estimate How Many Loads Of Laundry She May Have Done. Along The Way She Has Learned That The Wash Will Never Be Done That Teenage Children Eat Enormous Amounts Of Food That She Should Have Bought Stock In Pampers And That No One Ever Went To College Who Wasn'T Potty Trained. The Ties That Bind Is A Light-Hearted Collection Of Stories Gathered In Her Spare Time That Reflect Her Belief That Motherhood Is Not Just A Job Its An Adventure