The Time Traveller's Resort and Museum

If you need to know mens secretsOr if theres something you need to findIf you want to see the dinosaursOr the insides of your mind.If you want to watch the earth begin Or see what the apocalypse will leave behind You need to thank Alice Anderson For Alice is the mother of time.That was how the rhyme went. Every time traveler knew it. Everyone that is except of course for Alice herself since she hadnt invented time travel yet. Since returning to London Alices life has been turned upside down. Shes been accused of murder and lost her position in the scientific community. Her only ally in this journey is a strange man who seems to think that Alice may be about to open up a strange new world of possibilities but is probably not telling her everything he knows.Obviously fake quotes made up by the author for the purpose of filling up space on the back of the book: The torch has been passed to a weird generation.John F KennedyI remember the time David came over for drinks. Twas the best of times it twas the worst of times. No wait it was just the worst of times. By the by what exactly is Tequila?Charles Dickens The first time I met David he told me how much he liked my book. I said Which one? and he said Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. It sort of went downhill from there.Jane Austen