The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer

<p>When his wife is attacked a super-powered origin story will begin as the legendary king of Christmas goes to war with the damned.</p><p><br></p><p>So here's the good news. Santa is real. Bad news so are zombies.</p><p><br></p><p>Sounds crazy right?</p><p><br></p><p>Then again so does looking forward to an old guy breaking into your house every year in his pyjamas to raid your cookie jar and watch you sleep. Yet here we are.</p><p><br></p><p><strong><em>The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer</em></strong> is a peek at the rotten underbelly of the typically impotent Christmas Carol. Where Santa is really a superpowered beefcake on a mission of vengeance to slaughter some undead a-holes who thought a Mrs Claws-sized chew toy was a brilliant idea.</p><p>Now with a naughty list swelling faster than an anaphylactic chewing a peanut the King of Christmas must ride his dragon-powered sleigh to bloody war against a zombie army and the old friend who betrayed him. And somehow as he wades ankle deep through the blood of the damned an unlikely bedtime story will be forged so the world can sleep easy as he fights for the fate of them all.</p>