The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook

You should never steal a car with a zombie in the trunk. And if a frozen zombie falls out of the freezer portion of the refrigerator and thaws before you decide what to do hop on your Segway and blow your zombie whistle. In <i>The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook</i> authors Matthew Collins and Geoffrey Collins have provided a comprehensive how-to guide for dealing with zombies.<p> Through a series of lessons illustrations and lists <i>The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook:</i><p> ��� Defines and describes zombies and their threat<br> ��� Describes typical human responses to zombies<br> ��� Suggests when to throw in the towel when faced by a zombie<br> ��� Recommends appropriate weapons<br> ��� Provides information for preparing for a zombie invasion<br> ��� Supplies ideas for applying this new knowledge to tactical situations<p> So when you're about to turn on the washing machine and you see pale zombie feet shuffling past your basement windows and hear a crash as something comes through the doors you will know exactly what to do.