<p>Uncle Tal is an eccentric old man who tells outlandish tales of his exploits such as marching with Caesar's legions or fighting at Waterloo.</p><p></p><p>Except that he <em>is </em>that old and <em>has </em>done that.</p><p></p><p>As the last Neandertal he makes his way through the world at his own pace.</p><p></p><p>And boy does he have a few stories to tell.</p>