The Unfortunates

Imagine you worked at a company in which every other week people you knew were dying. But not just dying: being gruesomely murdered. That is the watercooler topic of the month for workers at Showbiz Studios once the legendary home to the Hollywood silent movie era.</P>Meet Christian McCorkle a thirty year-old man-child obsessed with living each day at work as if it were a TV show. Christian only wants a happy workplace for himself and the clerks he supervises in the studio's mail department.</P>Unfortunately a serial killer known as the Whistler has found a plethora of victims on the massive studio lot-executing each one in a grisly manner. If that weren't enough a secret cult holds meetings on the premises; ghosts walk the corridors; and Christian's least favorite employee the always-tardy Mu-Chin Chin may be a spy for the evil head of Human Resources.</P>It's up to Christian and his employees who call themselves <I>The Unfortunates</I> to tackle these sinister goings-on before one of their own falls victim to one of the various maniacs who threaten them. Their efforts might even earn these mailroom clerks long overdue raises.if they can survive.</P>