The Unknown Life of Jake Fidellius

<p><strong>A coffee cup holds the fate of the universe.</strong></p><p>Jake Fidellius just wants to survive Monday. Instead his caffeine-fuelled stream of consciousness forces him onto the battlefield of the Absurd. His mundane movements-from stirring his espresso to ignoring a second bakery-become high-stakes moral acts debated in philosophical detail.</p><p>Jake's quest for authentic existence confronts algorithmic determinism and the terror of a celestial sentinel watching our every move. Is society a grand meaningless peacock or an inherited out-of-tune violin? His journey is a desperate blunder a fight against the entropic dryness of fate where wetness is the only way to thrive.</p><p>If Jake dares the forbidden sixth stir will he collapse the moral superposition of the cosmos and find meaning or merely confirm humanity's essential fecklessness?</p><p>The Unknown Life of Jake Fidellius is a rigorous inventive and deeply funny descent into the hilarious terrifying heart of modern existence.</p>